This is so hilarious that I had to share...
Never, I mean never, go sex toy shopping whilst horny. 
This is even more dangerous than the previously mentioned shopping for food on an empty stomach dilemma. Allow me to explain.
You see, food generally goes in one orifice (depending on what you're doing with the food.) But sex toys. Well, there are plenty more orificial uses and oh so many toys for all those places. You could end up entirely plugged up, tied up, and completely over-satiated. Not to mention how damned expensive some of those things are.
Here's my suggestion:
Do your sex toy shopping while hungry and your grocery shopping while horny. That way you'll grab your toys as quickly as possible in order to go eat and your groceries will be so darn healthy with all those cucumbers, zucchini, carrots and margarine spreads.
I wonder if this advice will work!!!!!!!!
9 comments:
Love this entry...you are a riot. If you are shopping for sex toys while horny you will want to try them out right at the store! LOL
hugs,lisa jo
ROFL...Thanks for reminding me that I have not went grocery shopping or toy hunting!!!
Brenda
OMG !!! Thanks for that ! I feel better now!
hugs,
Ellen
It might just work lol,
love and hugs
Katie
Funnnnny!!!! Lov'n your graphics-- Mary
How hilarious!!! I agree!!!
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--MARY
You are too funny! ROFL! Hugs, Dana
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original article: http://girlspoke.com/2006/08/23/sex-on-an-empty-stomach/
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